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Besides, I once knew a girl who smoked for eight years and every day of it she swore she could quit effortlessly and any time she wanted. Addicts tend to be the last to know they’re addicts.

She didn’t realize she was hooked until she tried to quit.

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We paused after two weeks and calculated the results. How do you think we did? How would you have done?

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Of our 94 subjects, we had a core group of 28 (30%) who seemed to have little problem giving it up and canada goose uk shop they are still porn free as of the writing of this article. All the rest, 66 of the 94, gave in.

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“Porn” for the purposes of this study was canada goose uk black friday defined as “any picture or video you suddenly lose interest in after masturbating.”

Only subjects who already regularly looked at porn were accepted. It seemed logical, since a study on Nicotene addiction, for instance, would be conducted only with smokers.

A “failure” was only counted when the subject intentionally clicked on and ogled the porn. Porn briefly and accidentally glimpsed, such as porn spam in their inbox, didn’t count. That would have skewed the results as a man on the internet is a proverbial bottle floating in an ocean of naked JPEG’s and pushy pornmongers.

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I thought you said you had a hundred subjects.

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Do you canada goose coats actually think these results are valid? This was an anonymous survey conducted on the internet.

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